i was told the quickest way to get roids is to be a bus driver or an IT guy cus you sit down for long periods of time. i think youll also get it if you dont have enough fibre and you force a log and hurt yourself of something.
either way, i heard you can throw paint thinner on it and it will make it go away (Y), of course youll end up running about like a headless chicken in pain but that wont last to long.